"I cannot see that James Callis is straight."

[ninamazing]

Once upon a time, roz_mcclure did a Shakespeare Balloon Poll.

And once upon another time, I was born a vicious copycat.

So here we are.

roz_mcclure: [note: all science in this is shit. because it is a balloon poll, and therefore about the most important questions of human survival, like, "who would you push out first, the loyal sidekick or the dashing antagonist?" SO THE WAY YOU PLAY IS: you vote for whoever you would throw out of the balloon, not who you want to stay in. Every few days, whoever has the most votes gets pitched over the edge and a new poll is put up with the remaining cast. JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE!]

I was totally thinking about who would win in a fight, Rapunzel or Snow White, and then I realized: THIS SHOULD BE A FAIRY TALES BALLOON POLL.

[Poll #1366231]

I am actually really excited to write hilarious, irreverent, wildly meta, smushy fairy tale fanfiction in smirking manner of Fables. PLZ, LET'S DO THIS! (And I promise not to make it all weird and lame with Snow White and the dude.)

P.S. Check it out, leiascully, you're my title quote again. ;)

Comments

[ninamazing.livejournal.com]

NO WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN.

:P

I LOVED them! At first! I was totally reading the comic all for them! And then I think the store didn't have one of the volumes so I had to skip it and I got this weird one that was about them being in the forest and getting accidentally pregnant and it was just so ...

BIGBY: Let's hit it!
SNOW: No no!
[BIGBY AND SNOW HIT IT ANYWAY]

that it made me uncomfortable. I LIKE FULL-THROATED CONSENT. Otherwise it reminds me of sexual assault and that is not my friend. :(

I just really don't like the seduce-the-unwilling-woman trope. And I found it grew too hard for me to convince myself that Snow actually wanted him. :/

[sassydelinquent.livejournal.com]

But they didn't knowingly have schmexy times. It was during their possession time, and neither realised until Snow found out she was pregnant.
They were gonna go out on a date, but then once she found that out she was all, 'No, fuck youuuu!' (Even though he didn't realise either.)

I love Snow and Bigby. Only read up to volume eight, but I have extreme love.