"I cannot see that James Callis is straight."

[ninamazing]

Once upon a time, roz_mcclure did a Shakespeare Balloon Poll.

And once upon another time, I was born a vicious copycat.

So here we are.

roz_mcclure: [note: all science in this is shit. because it is a balloon poll, and therefore about the most important questions of human survival, like, "who would you push out first, the loyal sidekick or the dashing antagonist?" SO THE WAY YOU PLAY IS: you vote for whoever you would throw out of the balloon, not who you want to stay in. Every few days, whoever has the most votes gets pitched over the edge and a new poll is put up with the remaining cast. JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE!]

I was totally thinking about who would win in a fight, Rapunzel or Snow White, and then I realized: THIS SHOULD BE A FAIRY TALES BALLOON POLL.

[Poll #1366231]

I am actually really excited to write hilarious, irreverent, wildly meta, smushy fairy tale fanfiction in smirking manner of Fables. PLZ, LET'S DO THIS! (And I promise not to make it all weird and lame with Snow White and the dude.)

P.S. Check it out, leiascully, you're my title quote again. ;)

Comments

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

There is no way in which she is not a genius.

COME BACK NOW, OKAY. OKAY.

[ninamazing.livejournal.com]

TRUE FACTS.

YOU KNOW, I AM THIS CLOSE TO BUILDING A PLANE AND FLYING IT TO YOU MYSELF. As long as I stay in Category C airspace or something, I can do VFR and not network with ATC! I think.

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN KEEP IT OUT AT DAD'S. HE HAS A FIELD AND STUFF.

[ninamazing.livejournal.com]

OMG PERFECT.

My friend at school used to build planes with her dad and put car engines in them and just fly them places. WILD. Even wilder was that he didn't even know basic trigonometry and sort of just build them with intuition. I will make her teach me those ways. :P

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

NICE.

Dad will talk your ear off and beg to fly it, but I bet he'd let you keep it there!

[ninamazing.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. Well, I guess that is just a kind of payment. ;)

IF ONLY I WERE BADASS ENOUGH TO DO THIS. I will come back anyway though. I want to go to Common Grounds so bad, I can't even tell you.

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

Common Grounds > many things. And you haven't even tried their desserts yet. Or the martini menu. Or the baked Brie.

[ninamazing.livejournal.com]

I AM GETTING UP THERE SOMEHOW and we will go to Common Grounds like EVERY DAY and write. That is my decree!

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

THEY WILL KNOW US BY NAME. ALSO, THEY HAVE COUCHES.

God. Sam. That's going to be my thought for the day.

[ninamazing.livejournal.com]

YES EXACTLY. YES. AND OMG WE WILL CLAIM ONE OF THE COUCHES FOR OUR OWN. :D

Excellent! YOU AND YOUR SPACE HUSBAND! My sister and my dad and I just finished "The Farm" and during the beginning part with Sammy, I was ogling his chest and being like, "I bet Mary's tongue has been all over that. I bet she has memorized those bones and sinew, mm."

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

I HAVE. I COULD DRAW A MAP IF YOU WANT.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I have a house there, actually. It's small, but the view's great.

[ninamazing.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA ♥.

You know what else I like about Sam? How he blows stuff up. HE BLOWS STUFF UP WITH THE CHIEF. THEY ARE SUCH HOT MEN.

(Also, how hilarious is it that the New Caprica Resistance was entirely led by Cylons? SO HILARIOUS. OH SHOW.)

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

I DO LOVE THAT THEY BLOW STUFF UP. ALSO THE DELICIOUS IRONY. LOOK AT SAMMY ALL GLOWERING RESPECTFULLY AT LAURA ROSLIN. HOW SEXY IS THAT.

HEY REMEMBER WHEN SAM HAD HAIR AND DIDN'T LIVE IN A TUB AND WORE A HOODIE AND PLAYED PYRAMID ALL BY HIMSELF BECAUSE THE OTHER KIDS ABANDONED HIM? THAT WAS GOOD. UNTIL SEELIX BETRAYED HIM LIKE THE STUPID TWIT SHE IS.