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Eve Myles: "I Shoot Not One Gun, but Two!" (digg! thank you!)
Torchwood's Eve Myles and Euros Lyn showed up to talk about the new miniseries "Children of Earth," telling us that these five hours pack more of a punch than the last two seasons combined. Spoilers!

First Ten Minutes of Dollhouse Revealed (digg! thank you!)
"Roll it, Clip Man!" Joss Whedon exclaimed as soon as he sat down in the NYCC screening theater. What he and Tahmoh Penikett had to show us was, in a word, hot. Spoilers!

Vertigo Promises New Graphic Novels, New Series
Executive editor Karen Berger was in fine form at this year's Vertigo panel, introducing a crop of new one-dollar monthlies and several original graphic novels on the theme of racial and cultural identity.

X-Files Director Promises 7-Foot-Tall Penis in New Film
There was plenty of excitement to go around at the Alien Trespass panel, as producers talked tentacles, defended goo, and even got Robert Patrick and Eric McCormack to access their silly sides.

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(Full disclosure: Those last two articles are crap. SORRY. I was hopped up on NyQuil, guys. That's just the way the flu cookie crumbles.)

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