ZOMG! I recently had a dream that was like "SNOW WHITE: THE STEP MOTHER IS THE REAL VICTIM, YO"-version.

Synopsis: Takes place in modern times and the StepMom is a hard working business woman who spent her life working her way up through the ranks of the company and is now CEO of a cosmetics empire and has had to deal with battling prejudices and the glass ceiling and MaryKay comparisons BUT her StepDaughter has partied all her life and wants to run the company just because she CAN and she's BORED and thinks she should get it because she has the PERFECT COMPLEXION. So she seduces her way around the Board of Directors and is v. close when Step Mom is like "screw this bullshit" and hires Dashing Man to squire her about the world, trying to distract her with other young rich people and get her interested in like, suntanning in Greece or Cuba or whatever but StepDaughter is having none of that and believes she DESERVES the position simply because she is YOUNG and being old is GROSS. StepMom is having none of this and when StepDaughter is close (Florida?) she is somehow injured and taken to the nearest medical facility WHICH IS ACTUALLY A NURSING/OLD FOLKS/RETIRMENT HOME. Seven geriatrics = seven dwarves and Male Nurse Who Lives With Parents Because of the Housing Crisis = Prince Charming. And StepDaughter lives ever after wiping drool off old people and it is left to the reader if she is happy and StepMom saves the company from debt because she is savvy like that, due to EXPERIENCE, bitches.


ALSO, SLEEPING BEAUTY IS TOTALLY COOL. AND THE MOVIE IS SO PRETTY.