ninamazing: Black-and-white close up of Cosima from Orphan Black smoking. (you're not your fuckin' khakis)
I caved. It's Bridget Regan's fault. I'm nivairface on Twitter, because some other fucko took my real username. Add me if you want to hang. ♥

To Jon Stewart: Please don't let this lower your opinion of me. I notice Stephen T. Colbert Twitters (quite hilariously, I might add!) and you haven't stopped associating with him. Also I won't do it during the State of the Union address. Promise. (If your security guards are mean to me again at some point, however, I will probably tweet about it. Fair warning.)

Oh, also (this one's for all of you): I will not be posting my "tweets" (sigh) to LiveJournal. At least not right now.
ninamazing: Black-and-white close up of Cosima from Orphan Black smoking. (stewart and colbert:  '08 and forever)
For all those hataz out there who said The Daily Show would no longer be the tour de force it is once we stopped having moron-lunatics in power, THINK AGAIN. It was as magnificent as ever on the day after the election. Jon Stewart, if your humorless security guards had not put the fear of God in me, I would totally have thrown you my black lace panties the day I was in your live studio audience. AND I DO NOT TOSS PANTIES WILLY-NILLY. Just putting that out there.*

And in case anyone's wondering, no, I will never stop telling you to watch The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. EVER.

P.S. I know Jon Stewart can hold his own and it is hot to watch him do so, but if any Fox News asshat ever tries to insult The Stewart around me, I will taser his nuts into oblivion.

*And thus Jon Stewart became 200% more grateful for his humorless security guards.

"Tonight is your answer."

  • Nov. 5th, 2008 at 1:03 AM
ninamazing: Black-and-white close up of Cosima from Orphan Black smoking. (barack obama:  YES WE CAN!)
Okay, America: YOU'VE EARNED MY FAITH BACK.

Ladies, gentlemen, aliens, I give you the man I voted for today and the awesomest woman ever who stands by his side, along with their kids ... THE OBAMAS, THE NEW FIRST FAMILY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.



And after 8 years of hell, all is finally fucking right with the world again.

Plus, I heard it first on The Daily Show, from a man I love and admire to the utmost -- JON MOTHERFUCKING STEWART, BABY.

That speech was the best fucking thing I have ever heard from a politician, Y/Y?! WHO ELSE IS READY TO GET OUT THERE AND HELP BARACK SOLVE PROBLEMS??!!!

P.S. PRESIDENT MOTHERFUCKING OBAMA, BITCHEZZZZZZZZZ.

Okay, I'm done.

DON'T PANIC

We celebrate peace. Yet we pay no attention to the ways of curing aggression in human beings. And when one sees in psychoanalysis hostility disappearing as people conquer their fears, one wonders if the cure is not there.
The Diary of Anaïs Nin; August, 1945

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